Gary Goldberg should be selected for this amazing
opportunity to go on a trip to Ireland with none other
than Josef Palermo for a variety of fantastic reasons.
First, although they have been friends for a while,
they have been becoming great friends as of late.
Gary and Josef even uncovered the stunning revelation
that they are "long lost brothers from an
Ashkenazi/Sephardi mother."

Further, Joseph and Gary are both humanitarians. Gary
gave up his Spring Break to join American Jewish World
Services on a DRY (no alcohol, booze, women, Jack
Daniels, Irish Car-bombs, liquor, Smithwicks, women,
stout… you get the point) trip to El Salvador to help
those less fortunate. During this trip to El
Salvador, Gary woke up at 5:30 in the morning to dig
trenches to install pipes for clean water projects in
the morning, and paint a community emergency center in
the evening. In between working, Gary would eat beans
and rice, and meet the impoverished people of this
lesser developed country. He would then go to sleep
by 9:00pm just to repeat the routine the following
day, every day during Spring Break. What better way
to reward Gary for giving up his time to do good deeds
in the world, than to send him to Ireland for the trip
of a lifetime!!!

Further, Gary Goldberg is trained in multiple
different types of combat learned through the
military, from seven years of wrestling, and a battle
to the death with Chuck Norris. Not only does he
excel in hand to hand combat, (in other words, he can
kick some ass) but he has learned how to block bullets
with his teeth and would be willing to throw himself
on a bomb to save a buddy like Josef Palermo. If Gary
were present on this trip, no harm would betide Josef
Palermo, whether from threatening IRA members or
random MTV-star haters.

Lastly, Gary Goldberg parties like a *&^$in rock star
and never gets tired His first Saint Patty's Day
experience included a three-day bender, which saw a
total of four hours of sleep, a keg party, bars,
driving kegs through drive-through windows on a beach
cruiser, and then back to the bars to rack up a 200
dollar bar tab!!! (this is no small feat in Whitewater
Wisconsin, where beers are two dollars and shots the
same) This experience is the primary reason why many
people mistake Gary for an Irishmen. Today, Gary has
red in his hair, drinks Jameson like it's his job,
works at The Dubliner in Mizner Park, and speaks in
Limericks.

Josef, this trip would be an amazing experience for
both of us. Going together would make an already
great trip even better. I hope you chose me, but have
a great time regardless of whom you choose. (Surgeon
General's Warning: Taking anyone other than Gary
Goldberg to Ireland with you is not advisable. It may
cause boring times, chronic masturbation, blindness,
and a high blood content in your alcohol system)

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